This write-up focuses on the certain
categories of girlfriends that will always
spell trouble and almost never be the
right prospects for a sane man
10 Categories Of Annoying GirlFriends ( written by Kafisi)
1. The Ones Who Change Men Like Bathroom Slipppers While you are still wearing a bathroom
slippers, some ladies must have changed
up to 3 boyfriends.. They feel they are on
top of the game because so many male
suitors are chasing them here and there.
You have to be tactical in dealing with these ladies else, they will dump you
without any reason
2. Eatery Lovers
The ones who love eateries as if their
lives depend on it. They are always
available at the mention of eatery. Even
when they don’t have appetite, they will
still point to expensive foods which they
cannot even eat. Many at times, not even loss of appetite will stop them from feeding as if there’s famine in their deep “ginene” as Wanpablo put it.
3. Girlfriend Who Tags You Stingy
When You Are Prudent In Spending Some girlfriends expect you to do the
needful at the mention of money. When
some ladies ask you for money twice and
you them excuses, you are
tagged “STINGY” The moment she realizes you are prudent in spending, she
keeps telling you indirectly or tell her
friends that you are a stingy dude
4. Gold Diggers
Even if you don’t have that much money,
you may still encounter girls that are
interested in the last coin you have in
your pocket. A tell tale sign of a gold
digger is the lack of a job. If some ladies
have no motivation to support themselves, then odds are that their goal
is to exercise their “Gaunya” skill on
you. Regardless of your financial
situation, you should run the other way
cos she’ll size you up within the first five
minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow doesn’t meet her
standards.
5. Girlfriend Who Remembers You in Time Of Need
The moment some so called girlfriends
start flashing you repeatedly, you can be
sure she needs a favour from you through SMS “nataka unifanyie favour”
6. Girlfriend Who Weeps Over Anything
These are the categories of ladies who cry
like babies at any slight provocation. The
break down in tears when anything silly
or bad happens.. She sees you with
another lady, she will cry; you shout at
her, she will cry; she lost her purse, she will cry. She will cry more ridiculous tears
as the relationship wears on. Run from
them !
7. Girlfriends Who Are Obsessed With Marriage
Many ladies are infatuated with the idea
of marriage. They’ve planned out their
lives to the finest silly details and they see
happiness as some sort that
they can create certain steps that they
must have two children by the time they’re 32 and they had better be living in
a cute house with a house maid who does
good impressions. Needless I say, If any
lady mentions making a family or getting
married before you’ve even gotten to
know her, run away !.
8 The Chronic Cheaters
The chronic cheaters announce their
history of infidelity as if she takes pride
in it. This type is easy to detect and get
away from quickly. They are more cunning
and they cheat without ever admitting to
it even when you confront them directly. In this case, your only chance of finding
out the truth is by asking someone who
knows her well and whom you think you
can trust.
9 Secret Keepers
These one who are unnecessary secretive.
However, they hide everything, fb
password, phone lock password, inbox
messages ( just name it). They start
feeling very uncomfortable when you are
going through their phones . Ask for their social network password and they would
threat to call the relationship a quit
because you don’t trust them
10 High Maintenance Chic
If she breaks a nail, she expects you to
drop everything you’re doing and start
consoling her immediately. She acts like a
dummy maybe because their dads always
told her she was a princess and she
expects to be treated like one. Although she’s not necessarily after your money
like the Gold Digger, she has expensive
taste, and expects you to shower her with
nice things and take her out to posh
places on a regular basis. Feel Free To Add Yours
