These Heartless Campus Girls!


These heartless campus girls have tremendously upped their game when it comes to using men for their own selfish needs. Guys, the following are 8 crucial signs that your crush is using you based on the role you play in her life.

1) The Porter

On the varsity opening date she lady calls and says “hey Johnny!… I missed you so much!…Can you please come pick me up at the main entrance?” you rush to the gate feeling all bubbly only to find her standing next to 5 travelling bags. Two bags on each hand
and another on the back you carry them to her hostel 2 miles away. She even has the audacity to hang her voluminous pink handbag on your neck. The only thing you might get out of such a generous gesture is some stale juice!

2) Errand boy

She treats you like her unpaid laborer. You are the guy she asks to book her a seat in class, photocopy some notes, take her faulty appliances to a technician, repair a blown socket and do all kinds of odd jobs. The idea you are her fixer creates this illusion that she cannot live without you so you do all she asks. All throughout your time in college you become
the guy she calls only when she is in need.

3) Body guard ( G4S)

After spending months in the gym to achieve your current muscular, warrior-like physique
suddenly this pretty lass is all over you. She asks you to walk her home every evening, go out partying on Friday and if anyone does as much as stare at her derrière a minute longer you clobber them senselessly.After fantasizing for weeks you finally go to her place and declare your feelings. She plays dumb shocked “How could you? I’ve always thought of you as my big bro!” Just then her boyfriend walks in to take her to the sandy beaches of Lamu for the weekend.

4) Dr Phil

“My boyfriend is such a douche bag… you are the sweetest guy ever!… wishI had a boyfriend
like you! ” she blurtsout amid sobs. This is the 6th time shehas broken up with her boyfriend andcame to you for comfort and relationship advice. Sobbing in your arms you give her 50 reasons why she should forget him and get a guy she deserves (You). A day later you hear she is back with her jackass boyfriend. The next time you’ll get to see her is when the guy impregnates and kicks her out.

5) Money bags

Cash makes every guy an attractive mate. Hordes of opportunistic campusladies will
flock around you especially if you don’t mind spending on them. You end up taking her to
fancy places she cannot afford, buying expensive gifts and sending her airtime so she can
call her boyfriend. “Aki Jaymo I’m so bored! Si you take us bowling?” Without a second
thought, you take her and her two best friends to the Village Market and footing all bills.

6) Trophy boyfriend
This mostly happens to guys on the higher side of the looks department and celebrities. The
girl tags you along to social events, gets cozy with you before her green-eyed friends
and is for public display of affection. At first, it boosts your ego making you feel like the
hottest guy in town, then reality begins to set in. She avoids spending time alone with you.
You are simply the trophy she enjoys flaunting in public. The furthest you’ll ever get is kissing
and groping.

7) The nerd

All through the semester, the flawless beauty in class barely notices you apart from the
occasional plea for help with her assignments. Flash forward a week to end of semester
exams she is all over you. She even invites you to her room for dinner. Expecting a romantic
candle-lit dinner you end up teaching her calculus and get some cold, tasteless meal at
midnight before being kicked out!


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